Junkyard Enthusiast Gifts

Throwing away your brain

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Beginning Yarder.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Leaves.

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

Manifold Destiny

"It's found crap."

Magnetic North

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

When Shove Comes To Push

Hoarder Collie

Junk food next to junk yard.

Garage Sales

'My car! My car!'

Al's Computer Salvage.