Garbage Artist T-Shirts

"Do you ever hate yourself?"

"Gross – could you chew with your mouth closed?"

'This is a total waste of time.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Fishing for Litter

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

Trash-talkin' artists

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

We're polishing our brand.

Urban Compost Heap.

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Dustbin monster.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"You gotta teach me that trick."

Smiley Trash.

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

Clean the world.

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

"It's deliciously trashy."

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

"I love this job!"

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

Trash Time