Garbage T-Shirts

Dustbin monster.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Fishing for Litter

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

We're polishing our brand.

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

Buried Rubbish

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

Garbage is a collector's item.

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

Due to extreme weather conditions, trash collections will be delayed throughout the city by one day. It's so beautiful outside, sanitation workers will be in the park throwing Frisbees.

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

Rodin's Dustman