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"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Trash-talkin' artists

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

Urban Compost Heap.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Meet the Artist

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was last week. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

Van Gogh on Instagram.

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

F.Y.I., eating a 40-watt bulb does not make you "enlightened"!

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"

Too many Choices

'This is a total waste of time.'

Robert Macaire speaking to wife about the loss of her dowry

"Gross – could you chew with your mouth closed?"

A skeleton in a Tattoo parlor getting the skeleton's version of the Skull and crossbones

"Do you ever hate yourself?"

'It's the 100 greatest list shows!'

"What are you watching?"

"You have to admire their honesty."

'Wheelie bin full again, Malcolm?'

Patron at book store sees trashy novels displayed in a garbage can.