Trash-to-treasure Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Treasure Island Book.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"...it's another metal detector."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Extreme Yard Sale

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

The Trash Rocket

Plogging Marathon

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

End of the Rainbow.

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"

Dumpster Diving

"I told you that parrot was a con-artist! That's a fake pirate's treasure-map you've bought!"

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

Trash Time

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

Garbage Dump/Used Gems