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End of the Rainbow.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Treasure Island Book.

'He's a structural engineer.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

The Trash Rocket

Interactive Trashcan.

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

Plogging Marathon

Rubbish spoiling water falls

'And you can eat the containers.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"I got you a gift."

"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

'It's only a bin, Dear...don't let them get to you...'

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

Dumpster Diving

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'