Trash-to-treasure Lover T-Shirts

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Treasure Island Book.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Extreme Yard Sale

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

The Trash Rocket

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was last week. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

Plogging Marathon

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

End of the Rainbow.

F.Y.I., eating a 40-watt bulb does not make you "enlightened"!

Trash Time

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

Dumpster Diving

'I'm past the phase of being embarrassed by you, and I'd like to start bringing my friends around as soon as we do something about all this kitsch.'

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

Cleaner Golf