Trash-to-treasure Lover Gifts

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Treasure Island Book.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Extreme Yard Sale

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

The Trash Rocket

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Plogging Marathon

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

End of the Rainbow.

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

Dumpster Diving

Trash Time

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

Cleaner Golf

'I couldn't remember which bin it was today, so I put them all out.'