Trash To Treasure Visionary Gifts

The Trash Rocket

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Trash-talkin' artists

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

Extreme Yard Sale

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'How about this one?'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Blue Jay sits in a nest made of earphone

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Plogging Marathon

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Paper, glass, metal, plastic, wood, cloth, organic chemicals, inorganic chemicals...

Environmentalists Go Home

'And you can eat the containers.'

Kid to kid picking nose: 'That's not what's meant by 'going green'.'

An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

End of the Rainbow.

"I'm a sports drink bottle you neglected to recycle in 2007."

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"

Dumpster Diving

Trash Time

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

'Junk food, Junk mail, Junk'