Waste-to-wonder Artist Gifts

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Dustbin monster.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Trash-talkin' artists

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

NYC Department of Sanitation

We're polishing our brand.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Urban Compost Heap.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Ace paper recycling