Waste-to-wonder Artist T-Shirts

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Dustbin monster.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

Trash-talkin' artists

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Urban Compost Heap.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables