Trash-to-treasure Chef Gifts

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Quartet of chefs.

Cook in the cookery section.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

'It's her signature dish.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

Baker

"I was in a different place then."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

Commie Chef.

'Obnoxious. screaming kids,or non-obnoxious, screaming kids.'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

"If anyone asks, I didn't hear about the big beef recall."

"Should you add more pepper?"

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

The Trash Rocket

'And you can eat the containers.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

End of the Rainbow.

'Oh, she's not a witch or anything -- she just served leftover turkey five days in a row.'

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

"Management wants a word with you."

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

'I'm cutting out the middleman.'

Missionary Helper.