Waste-reduction Guru Gifts

'And you can eat the containers.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Dustbin monster.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

The oil trap.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

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Global warming

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

This is where Brent council sends you

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

The Electric Car

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Igloo with Heat Pump

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."