Trash To Treasure Visionary Pillows

The Trash Rocket

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Trash-talkin' artists

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Extreme Yard Sale

'How about this one?'

Blue Jay sits in a nest made of earphone

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Plogging Marathon

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was last week. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.

Paper, glass, metal, plastic, wood, cloth, organic chemicals, inorganic chemicals...

Environmentalists Go Home

'And you can eat the containers.'

Kid to kid picking nose: 'That's not what's meant by 'going green'.'

End of the Rainbow.

An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

"I'm a sports drink bottle you neglected to recycle in 2007."

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"

Dumpster Diving

F.Y.I., eating a 40-watt bulb does not make you "enlightened"!

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!

'Junk food, Junk mail, Junk'