Trash Enthusiast Gifts

'Hi -- I'm a garbage collector.' 'That's a weird hobby.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Recycling Centre

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

This is where Brent council sends you

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

Recycling Elevators

SOS of Garbage

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.