Tv Trash Enthusiast Gifts

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Huawei Five-O

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Lorne Greene

Munster Island.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Joan Collins

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

The Walking Fred

'I know how to fix that!'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"