Trash Tv Aficionado Gifts

"What are you watching?"

"You have to admire their honesty."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

The Old Time Television Channel

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Night Life: L.A.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

The Bronze Age of Television

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

Sally Jessy Raphael

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'We'll need a bigger studio- Rosie wants to interview Rush Limbaugh.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

The Walking Fred

"Our panel today includes Hurley Throod, the opinionated Washington bureau chief; Dennis Wurtner, the lightweight TV commentator; Marsha Boyle, the contentious syndicated columnist; and Sydney H. Hall, the self-styled political expert."