Trash Talk Aficionado Gifts

I haven't smelled anything like you since the last garbage strike. A starving raccoon wouldn't come near you. Trash talk.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Rubbish and Everest

Night Life: L.A.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bin Inspector

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

We're polishing our brand.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"And now...here to spew his unique brand of unhinged babble and utter nonsense, let's welcome my guest..."

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

"Did you order takeout?"

Sally Jessy Raphael