'Wheelie bin full again, Malcolm?'
Trash Talk Enthusiast Gifts
Seeking an ideal gift for a trash talk enthusiast? Our collection features amusing and clever items that celebrate sharp wit and bold humor. Whether for a friend, colleague, or loved one who enjoys a good-natured battle of words, you'll find something that resonates. From humorous t-shirts to playful accessories, our products are designed to make every trash talk moment memorable and fun. Surprise the outspoken personality in your life with a gift that matches their vibrant personality and love for banter.
Too many Choices
The dumpster code - find something, leave something.
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'
'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'
Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.
Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.
Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'
'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'
Rubbish and Everest
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
How to Do Small Talk??!!
"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."
Dustbin monster.
"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."
I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.
Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.
"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."
Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
We're polishing our brand.
Bin Inspector
"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."
Trash-talkin' artists
Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...
"Please try not to offer expert analysis."
It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha
Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine
"Did you order takeout?"
'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'
Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.
Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.
"He was a real fan of recycling."
The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.
Trash Talk Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Trash Talk Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for trash talk lovers. Find the perfect humorous design to brighten their mornings and showcase their sharp humor.
Trash Talk Enthusiast Pillows
Discover pillows that make a statement. Funny, bold, and perfect for adding a humorous touch to their favorite space.
Trash Talk Enthusiast Prints
Find prints that celebrate their love for witty words. Ideal for decorating with humor and attitude, these designs bring personality to any room.
Trash Talk Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts that speak their language — bold, funny, and full of personality. Great for trash talk enthusiasts who love to stand out.