Trash-talk Tactician Gifts

Lynching on social media

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Man and bird

We're polishing our brand.

Trash-talkin' artists

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bin Inspector

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Did you order takeout?"

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"Wait! Wait! I just authored a 'Tell-All' Book about my time in the White House as a Trump insider!"