'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'
Trash-talk Tactician Gifts
Looking for a gift for the trash-talk tactician? Explore our selection of cheeky and witty items that highlight their love for clever comebacks. Perfect for those who thrive on playful banter and quick wit, our products add humor to their everyday accessories. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, find a gift that matches their sharp sense of humor and love for fun, sassy moments.
Lynching on social media
The dumpster code - find something, leave something.
Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.
'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'
Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.
Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.
Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'
'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'
Rubbish and Everest
Dustbin monster.
"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."
I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.
Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.
"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."
Man and bird
We're polishing our brand.
"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."
Bin Inspector
Trash-talkin' artists
Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.
It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha
"Did you order takeout?"
'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'
Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine
'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''
'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'
The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.
"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."
"He was a real fan of recycling."
Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.
Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.
Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.
No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.
'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'
Trash-talk Tactician Gifts Collection
Trash-talk Tactician Mugs
Check out our mugs collection to find witty designs that match the trash-talk tactician’s sharp humor.
Trash-talk Tactician Pillows
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Trash-talk Tactician Prints
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Trash-talk Tactician T-Shirts
Looking for a fun tee? Our witty t-shirts celebrate the clever comebacks and sassy attitude of the trash-talk tactician.