Trash Talkers Gifts

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Rising cost of recycling bins

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

We're polishing our brand.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Trash-talkin' artists

Bin Inspector

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You know very well what fish!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Did you order takeout?"

"Our trade deficit is at an all-time high, and you order English muffins?"

"He was a real fan of recycling."

'They must be trash fish!'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.