Trash Talkers Pillows

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Rising cost of recycling bins

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

We're polishing our brand.

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Trash-talkin' artists

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You know very well what fish!"

Bin Inspector

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Did you order takeout?"

"Our trade deficit is at an all-time high, and you order English muffins?"

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.