Tabloid Trash Talker Pillows

"Wait! Wait! I just authored a 'Tell-All' Book about my time in the White House as a Trump insider!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Dustbin monster.

Weditorials

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

The Original Gossip Columns

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

How very Independent!

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Trash-talkin' artists

We're polishing our brand.

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Bin Inspector

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

"Did you order takeout?"

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'