Tabloid Trash Talker Prints

"Wait! Wait! I just authored a 'Tell-All' Book about my time in the White House as a Trump insider!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Weditorials

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

The Original Gossip Columns

We're polishing our brand.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Trash-talkin' artists

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

How very Independent!

Bin Inspector

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

Welcome to celebrity hell.

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Did you order takeout?"

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.