Tabloid Thrower Prints

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Weditorials

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

The Original Gossip Columns

How very Independent!

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

Leisure Editor

'Inflated gloom!'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

Newscorp hacks into itself.

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'Sleaze, please.'

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

Showbiz is tough