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"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

JET (Part I)

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'Inflated gloom!'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

Sally Jessy Raphael

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

'Sleaze, please.'

Showbiz is tough

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Invasion of Privacy

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Look at these tabloid magazines! Gossip is a venomous misuse of the tongue!"

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

Cat on phone to newspaper, voice says: 'For the last time ... we're not interested in stories about 'home alone' cats.'

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