Trash Talk Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Wheelie bin full again, Malcolm?'

Too many Choices

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Bin Inspector

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Trash-talkin' artists

We're polishing our brand.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Did you order takeout?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."