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'This is a big seller. It automatically searches for a records all the trash you tell your friends you never watch.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Bin Inspector

We're polishing our brand.

Trash-talkin' artists

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"Did you order takeout?"

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

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