Tv Trash Talker T-Shirts

'This is a big seller. It automatically searches for a records all the trash you tell your friends you never watch.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

We're polishing our brand.

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Trash-talkin' artists

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Bin Inspector

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"Did you order takeout?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'They must be trash fish!'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

"He was a real fan of recycling."