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'It's the 100 greatest list shows!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

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The Bronze Age of Television

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

Munster Island.

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

The Walking Fred

'They must be trash fish!'

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"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'I know how to fix that!'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Nostalgia TV.

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'They were behind the sofa.'