Trash Tv Enthusiast Pillows

'It's the 100 greatest list shows!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

The Bronze Age of Television

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

Munster Island.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

The Walking Fred

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'I know how to fix that!'

'They must be trash fish!'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Nostalgia TV.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'