Junk Tv Lover Pillows

"You changed the channel! I told you I was watching my favorite reality show! What part of 'I'm watching my favorite reality show' don't you understand?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

TV-Man

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

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Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Come die with me.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

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'He's in training for the Olympics'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book