Junk Tv Lover Mugs

"You changed the channel! I told you I was watching my favorite reality show! What part of 'I'm watching my favorite reality show' don't you understand?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

TV-Man

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

God with Earth Controller

Mog The Week

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Remote control wars.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

America's funniest investment scams

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book