Trash Talker T-Shirts

"This is the part of the job that I hate."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Look, kid, we got work to do. Don't be going all environmental on me.

"And this is where we keep the gross domestic product."

'It's the kind of beautiful Sunday afternoon that makes me want to visit our favourite beauty spot & dump lots of rubbish.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

Budget eco-tours.

Rubbish and Everest

'I think I've gone into a landfill site.'

Litter on beach, "Look - I think I can see a space"

Condom ID Guide.

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

'Just think. Buried beneath all that garbage is the planet Earth as it was in the 20th century.'

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Dustbin monster.

Human Waste

Bin Inspector

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

"Why hunt at the rubbish tip? Well, for one thing, it's a great place to catch rats and birds..."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

The Binman Cometh...

"Receptacle Number 4 please..."

Bin Police

"Oh darling... you take me to the most wonderful places...!!"

"Did you order takeout?"

The Trash Rocket

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Food Waste

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."