Artful Trash-talker T-Shirts

Trash-talkin' artists

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

We're polishing our brand.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bin Inspector

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Did you order takeout?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was last week. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.