Traveling Trash Talker T-Shirts

"Sir! Wait! You forgot your pile of soiled trash on the airplane seat!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

We're polishing our brand.

Trash-talkin' artists

Bin Inspector

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Did you order takeout?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

Interactive Trashcan.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Wait! Wait! I just authored a 'Tell-All' Book about my time in the White House as a Trump insider!"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"