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'Do you mind id I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer?'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Easter Island legs

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Woman on the phone.

Airplane food

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Monster Souvenir

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.