Talkative Wanderer T-Shirts

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Woman on the phone.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

Adrift with Poems

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Aurora Borealis in Wonderland.

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

Babel Construction Co.

'I was told to inform all of our customers that there is a two dollar charge for chit chat with tellers.'

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

Passengers in express carriage

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

'Do you mind id I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer?'

'I tried to join the local rambling club - but the man on the phone just went on and on and on..."

'Unfortunately he talked the walk instead of walking the walk, so I left him.'

Overcoming obstacles on life's journey.

Long delays likely.

"Oh, you know the type: hyper-articulate, but 100% content-free!"