Talkative Wanderer T-Shirts

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Woman on the phone.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

Adrift with Poems

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

Passengers in express carriage

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

'I was told to inform all of our customers that there is a two dollar charge for chit chat with tellers.'

Babel Construction Co.

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

Aurora Borealis in Wonderland.

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

'Do you mind id I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer?'

'I tried to join the local rambling club - but the man on the phone just went on and on and on..."

Overcoming obstacles on life's journey.

The really really large intestine.

"Oh, you know the type: hyper-articulate, but 100% content-free!"