Wanderlusting Conversationalist T-Shirts

Waiting at an airport for 'anyone who wants to talk about their trip'.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'It must be the dead sea.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Scurile travels

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Mass Travel

The Airport.

Crow and fox

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'