Trash Tv Admirers Gifts

"People who watched 'Donahue'-next on 'Geraldo'!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

The Walking Fred

'They must be trash fish!'

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

'They were behind the sofa.'

Baywatch (British style)

Dad's Army Boxset

Tattoo from "Fantasy Island" tattoo.

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

"I see by your notes you've had most of your brain removed...have you thought about a career in broadcasting?"

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

"This will revolutionize the industry!"

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

'Look, I know this show is terrible and you know it's terrible. Now, shut up so we watch it.'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

"Did you know there used to be a show called 'Father Knows Best'?"