Trashy Tv Enthusiast Gifts

'Look, I know this show is terrible and you know it's terrible. Now, shut up so we watch it.'

"Are you in denial about how much trashy TV and junk food you consume?"

"Mom can't talk now. She's watching her soap."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Joan Hickson

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV-Man

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'