Rubbish Enthusiast Gifts

Beware: Ditch Water.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Litter Pick

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Reuse it or lose it.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Rubbish and Everest

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Recycling Centre

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."