Rubbish Enthusiast Pillows

Beware: Ditch Water.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Litter Pick

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Rubbish and Everest

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Reuse it or lose it.

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Recycling Centre

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."