Rubbish Researcher Pillows

Garbage DNA

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Daisy Diaper Service

COP26

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Grooming for beginners.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Tidy Tim."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Genetically Modified Food Research Institute

"Not that there's much choice up here, but how would you like to go: Polar bear attack, freezing to death or choking on a piece of blubber?"

'I intend to burn the midnight oil finding ways to cut back on our carbon footprint, Simpkins...'

Rubbish spoiling water falls

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

Hurricane Season

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"Do you think we should have the barometer extended?"

Anti-Litter Machine

'What are YOU looking at?'

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

Extreme Science

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'When did I sign up for a taste test?'