Rubbish Revivalist Gifts

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Daisy Diaper Service

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

How Gary got his groove back.

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'He's a square!'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Old songs made new

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Solar Flares

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Tabby Road