Rubbish Revivalist Gifts

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Daisy Diaper Service

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

How Gary got his groove back.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Old songs made new

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Solar Flares

Rescuing the Music Industry.