Trash-to-treasure Advocate Mugs

End of the Rainbow.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Treasure Island Book.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'He's a structural engineer.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

Plogging Marathon

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

The Trash Rocket

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Interactive Trashcan.

Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was last week. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.

Rubbish spoiling water falls

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"I got you a gift."

"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."

'And you can eat the containers.'

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

'It's only a bin, Dear...don't let them get to you...'

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"

Dumpster Diving

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'