Trash-to-treasure Dreamer Mugs

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Treasure Island Book.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

A Bubble of Countryside.

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

The Trash Rocket

Plogging Marathon

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Late-stage capitalism passes the torch to a new generation..."

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

End of the Rainbow.

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.