Trash-to-treasure Dreamer Prints

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Treasure Island Book.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

A Bubble of Countryside.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was last week. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.

Plogging Marathon

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

The Trash Rocket

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Late-stage capitalism passes the torch to a new generation..."

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

End of the Rainbow.

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."