Recycled Art Aficionado T-Shirts

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Madonna of the Pukes.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

(Camel paintings)

But is it organic?

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Mr. Right!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Horti-Culture

Distractions Of The Great

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Baroque Peacock

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Spring Training

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."