Grease Guru Gifts

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REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

Knocking is Opportunity

"How can you be out of wings?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Oh Hi!'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Come and get it!"

Only One Item or Fewer.

Getting through the week.

Licensed to grill.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."