Grease Monkey Guru Gifts

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Oil shock.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

'He's just experiencing a growth spurt'

Courtney Love